"So, blue corn tortillas: high in antioxidants. The more colorful the thing, the better it is for you. So my advice to you, kitchen: never…have sex with white people."
Here’s the latest episode of My Drunk Kitchen! If you haven’t been keeping up with Hannah Hart and all of her shenanigans, head on over to her website. I highly recommend her totally informative tutorial on veganism as well as her foray into military cuisine.
"Hello beautiful eyes. Do you mind if I party with you?"
This made me laugh so hard it’s sad…I think I need a nap. But, on the plus side, score one for those who think corporations are people! How can they not be and simultaneously be so ridiculously self-conscious? Yup, I’m studying for the logic portion of the LSAT right now so you know that that reasoning is foolproof.